the trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until its too late for them to back out
mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 6 hours ago wtf
me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course....– You’re Not Making The Most Of Your 20s by Ryan O’Connell (via 78mph)
resistlessrestlessrace asked: 4, 17, 31
contracrew asked: 8, 13, 24 !!
Anonymous asked: 3 and four!! and 12!
these are quite interesting
01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
04: what are you listening to?
05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
08: favorite song ?
09: kiss on the first date?
10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
13: what are three things you did today?
14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
17: what is on your wrists right now?
18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
23: how have you felt today?
24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
25: what is wrong with you right now?
26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
31: what were you doing an hour ago?
32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
33: are you wearing jeans right now?
34: are you a patient person?
35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
36: favorite color?
37: did you have a dream last night?
38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
42: do you like meeting new people?
43: are you afraid of falling in love?
44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
juicyziam: My favorite Greek God is Zayn Malik.
most girls: hair done up really cute, lots of makeup, designer clothes, hipster blog, thigh gap
me: no hair, glasses, scary beard, button up shirts and porkpie hat, cooks meth to provide for my family. i am the danger. i am the one who knocks
kimwoo-bin replied to your post: so i went and got my hair done…. I love the hair and you really are so pretty and you should have married that boy. i love you. except he’s not my type at all and a little creepy and has texted me like ten times in the past hour… resistlessrestlessrace replied to your post: so i went and got my hair done…. Hello, Belizabeth. This is what I will call...
so i went and got my hair done….[[MORE]] i was going to get it blonde but the damage and $$$ to do so didn’t really seem worth it so now I have dark brown hair and look like this (seriously, what is the definition of trim that they teach stylist?? because this was not a trim) (and yes my face always looks this stupid) and afterwards on the bus home i spent like half an hour...
berserkk-as-fuck: [heavy breathing] arctic monkeys are coming back
braydaaan: if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
neeener replied to your post: i apologize for the face spamming 1d world is the… hi i yelled seeing those pictures made my life and don’t hesitate in buying that poster oKkk i’m gonna go back and buy it because i’m an adult dammit and i cannnnn
i apologize for the face spamming 1d world is the most horrifyingly beautiful place i’ve ever been????? i want to move there?????
contracrew replied to your photo: I feel like I’d be a really great addition to the… u belong in 1d kimwoo-bin replied to your photo: I feel like I’d be a really great addition to the… i agree with thatttt whitestriped replied to your photo: I feel like I’d be a really great addition to the… YOU’RE SO CUTE yes you’d fit in poi-fect-ly i’m glad we can all agree on this
contracrew replied to your photo: Awkward blurry picture from hell ur literally cute as hell frontiercity replied to your photo: Awkward blurry picture from hell you’re so cute!!!! loving that outfit!!!! kimwoo-bin replied to your photo: Awkward blurry picture from hell you are so pretty omg